I would call it orgasmic but you’re my baby sister and I’m not supposed to speak of such ghastly things with you.
Oh and I don’t appreciate you telling Samuel Starkweather that I sell weed.
You can’t say the word orgasmic around me, but you buy me alcohol, let me steal your cigarettes and talk about screwing out of wedlock.
I brought you business, didn’t I?
Haven, let’s just come to the conclusion that our relationship is anything but normal.
Yes, but my marijuana is for my own personal recreation, not for the younger brother of my favorite student.
Hey, wait. I thought I was your favorite student.
Hav, you’re my sister. And Hodge is well…Hodge. No choosing between the two of you.
beenwaitingforamiracle reblogged this from goldenlionheart and added:
I trust my lack of self control. You should too. I dominate a lot of people, Tris. Let’s be honest about that. Stop...
goldenlionheart reblogged this from beenwaitingforamiracle and added:
Sometimes you worry me, plain and simple. I trust my self control. Sometimes I don’t trust yours. Yeah, well…dominating...
beenwaitingforamiracle reblogged this from goldenlionheart and added:
I care when you don’t share. Ordering Hodge around is my style. By the Angel, Tris. That was one time! ONE TIME. I have...
goldenlionheart reblogged this from beenwaitingforamiracle and added:
Well, who doesn’t? The good thing about being a bachelor is that you can have a pot garden in your backyard and no one...
beenwaitingforamiracle reblogged this from goldenlionheart and added:
growhouse either. Mutually assured destruction, brother. Also,...enjoy testing the...
goldenlionheart reblogged this from beenwaitingforamiracle and added:
Hav, it’s not like I can miss it, it’s in my fucking house. I don’t think Mother and Father would approve of your...
beenwaitingforamiracle reblogged this from goldenlionheart and added:
I’ve already sent him an invite. Be there or be square. I lay claim to Titania.
goldenlionheart reblogged this from beenwaitingforamiracle and added:
Baby sister, you know exactly what I need. I can break out the Shakespeare. You know how much I enjoy a drunken...
beenwaitingforamiracle reblogged this from goldenlionheart and added:
There are ways you can make this better. What do you say to having a little soiree, just the two of us tonight. Or even...
goldenlionheart reblogged this from beenwaitingforamiracle and added:
Hav, you’re my sister. And Hodge is well…Hodge. No choosing between the two of you.
beenwaitingforamiracle reblogged this from goldenlionheart and added:
Hey, wait. I thought I was your favorite student.
goldenlionheart reblogged this from beenwaitingforamiracle and added:
Haven, let’s just come to the conclusion that our relationship is anything but normal. Yes, but my marijuana is for my...
beenwaitingforamiracle reblogged this from goldenlionheart and added:
you buy me alcohol, let me steal your cigarettes...talk about screwing out
goldenlionheart reblogged this from beenwaitingforamiracle and added:
I would call it orgasmic but you’re my baby sister and I’m not supposed to speak of such ghastly things with you. Oh and...
beenwaitingforamiracle reblogged this from goldenlionheart and added:
She probably should have. Strawberry Cheesecake is a family favorite. I can’t imagine us not having one at home. It’s...
goldenlionheart reblogged this from beenwaitingforamiracle and added:
Well, you know my views on marriage in general. Food will always be my one love. Mother never accounted for the fact...
beenwaitingforamiracle reblogged this from goldenlionheart and added:
Neither seems like much of a mistake to me. You know that I’ll love you forever.
goldenlionheart reblogged this from beenwaitingforamiracle and added:
Carbs after nine, according to our dear mother, is “the biggest mistake a young lady can make besides screwing out of...
beenwaitingforamiracle reblogged this from goldenlionheart and added:
Carbs are required at all hours of day or night. The rest is just frosting on the cake, Tris. But, if you wanted to...
goldenlionheart reblogged this from beenwaitingforamiracle and added:
I am such a bad influence. I buy you alcohol. I let you bum cigarettes off of me. I feed you carbs after nine PM.
beenwaitingforamiracle reblogged this from goldenlionheart and added:
Stalking you, big brother! If you’re getting into trouble, I hope to get into some with you.
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